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: #Laughs Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica.

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: #Laughs At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other.

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: #Laughs Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk and Quackers

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: #Laughs Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a living?"New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the Univ

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: #Laughs What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !

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: #Laughs This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car.

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: #Laughs What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.

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: #Laughs The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S"What's that?", the patient asks."It's a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis."The patient wants to know if there's a cure, to which the Doctor responds,"We have to keep you i

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: #Laughs Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.

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: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.

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: #Laughs ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

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: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!

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: #Laughs A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant17.

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: #Laughs What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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: #Laughs Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica.

: #Laughs At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other.

: #Laughs Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk and Quackers

: #Laughs Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a living?"New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the Univ

: #Laughs What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !

: #Laughs This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car.

: #Laughs What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.

: #Laughs The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S"What's that?", the patient asks."It's a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis."The patient wants to know if there's a cure, to which the Doctor responds,"We have to keep you i

: #Laughs Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.

: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.

: #Laughs ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!

: #Laughs A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer.

: #Laughs Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant17.

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: #Laughs What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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