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: #Laughs For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?

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: #Laughs Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.

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: #Laughs Doctor, don't cut so deep.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.

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: #Laughs A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked.

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: #Laughs Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Can I take your order?"Clinton says, "Yes, I like a quickie!"She turns a little read and say, "Sir, in your present state of affairs I don't think yo

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: #Laughs Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

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: #Laughs How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !

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: #Laughs What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!

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: #Laughs What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.

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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

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: #Laughs Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

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: #Laughs What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.

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: #Laughs You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No.

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: #Laughs When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!

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: #Laughs For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?

: #Laughs Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.

: #Laughs Doctor, don't cut so deep.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.

: #Laughs A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked.

: #Laughs Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Can I take your order?"Clinton says, "Yes, I like a quickie!"She turns a little read and say, "Sir, in your present state of affairs I don't think yo

: #Laughs Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

: #Laughs How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !

: #Laughs What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!

: #Laughs What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

: #Laughs What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.

: #Laughs You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer.

: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No.

: #Laughs When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!

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