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: #Laughs Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

: #Laughs The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.

: #Laughs |Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep an eye on the wood stoveMegahertz - When a big log drops on your bare foot in the morningFloppy disk - What you get from piling too much wood into

: #Laughs True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local mall shopping one day, and used a 'kiddy harness' to keep track of him, since he's an active little dickens and loves to walk and explore.As we stood watching the marvel of t

: #Laughs Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!

: #Laughs |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.

: #Laughs Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of them.The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of runningshoes, then began to furiously attempt to lace them up as th

: #Laughs As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
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