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: #Laughs How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chocs ! Chocs who ? Chocs away !

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: #Laughs Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.

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: #Laughs Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't.

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: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.He told them to bug

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: #Laughs |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start.

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: #Laughs A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live.

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: #Laughs Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

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: #Laughs TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439.

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: #Laughs What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !

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: #Laughs If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.To get even with the ne

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: #Laughs There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.

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: #Laughs The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

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: #Laughs Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.

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: #Laughs |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.

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: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

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: #Laughs A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

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: #Laughs Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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: #Laughs How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chocs ! Chocs who ? Chocs away !

: #Laughs Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.

: #Laughs Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't.

: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.He told them to bug

: #Laughs |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start.

: #Laughs A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live.

: #Laughs Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

: #Laughs TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439.

: #Laughs What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !

: #Laughs If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.To get even with the ne

: #Laughs There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.

: #Laughs The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

: #Laughs Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.

: #Laughs |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.

: #Laughs Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.

: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

: #Laughs A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

: #Laughs Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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