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: #Laughs Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess'd of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy Apple Macintosh keypadBy toggling my tweaky bosom?Alack!Leave laserjet laughter to the laptop lover.Behold beta beauty in a keyboard'

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: #Laughs The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable.

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: #Laughs |Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "But God, Why did you make her so dumb?"God says:"So she would love you." Source MissJoke.com

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !

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: #Laughs Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

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: #Laughs An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink.

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: #Laughs |A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer.

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: #Laughs |A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

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: #Laughs Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

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: #Laughs FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight.

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: #Laughs Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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: #Laughs What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!

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: #Laughs If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

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: #Laughs A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The father replied: "Well, son, you must havegotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

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: #Laughs A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

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: #Laughs What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

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: #Laughs Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

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: #Laughs A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".

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: #Laughs Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

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: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

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: #Laughs Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess'd of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy Apple Macintosh keypadBy toggling my tweaky bosom?Alack!Leave laserjet laughter to the laptop lover.Behold beta beauty in a keyboard'

: #Laughs The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable.

: #Laughs |Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "But God, Why did you make her so dumb?"God says:"So she would love you." Source MissJoke.com

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !

: #Laughs Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

: #Laughs An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink.

: #Laughs |A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer.

: #Laughs |A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

: #Laughs Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

: #Laughs FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight.

: #Laughs Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

: #Laughs What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!

: #Laughs If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

: #Laughs A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The father replied: "Well, son, you must havegotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

: #Laughs A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

: #Laughs What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

: #Laughs Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

: #Laughs A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".

: #Laughs Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

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