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: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

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: #Laughs Confucius Say...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.Better to be pissed off than pissed on.He who walk through airport door sideways go

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: #Laughs When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough.

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: #Laughs Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent by D.L.Chapin

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: #Laughs What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?

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: #Laughs After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant.

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: #Laughs Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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: #Laughs A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said.

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: #Laughs Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!

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: #Laughs How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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: #Laughs Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well here's a suggestion:- - - - - - - - - - - - - Cut Here - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -[Date Today]Dear Mr.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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: #Laughs He says he has a mind of his own.

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: #Laughs Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf

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: #Laughs Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K

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: #Laughs What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren't so fresh you wouldn't be in this jam!

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: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

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: #Laughs If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?If you can't drink and

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: #Laughs What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

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: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

: #Laughs Confucius Say...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.Better to be pissed off than pissed on.He who walk through airport door sideways go

: #Laughs When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough.

: #Laughs Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent by D.L.Chapin

: #Laughs What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?

: #Laughs After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant.

: #Laughs Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

: #Laughs A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said.

: #Laughs Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!

: #Laughs How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

: #Laughs Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well here's a suggestion:- - - - - - - - - - - - - Cut Here - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -[Date Today]Dear Mr.

: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

: #Laughs He says he has a mind of his own.

: #Laughs Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf

: #Laughs Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K

: #Laughs What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren't so fresh you wouldn't be in this jam!

: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

: #Laughs If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?If you can't drink and

: #Laughs What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

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