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: #Laughs Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.

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: #Laughs A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

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: #Laughs Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle...

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: #Laughs I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold my balls!

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: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Worse: She's a lawyer

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: #Laughs Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.A consultant

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: #Laughs If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

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: #Laughs What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.

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: #Laughs Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

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: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

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: #Laughs How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef

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: #Laughs An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other.

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: #Laughs Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

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: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.

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: #Laughs Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania.

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: #Laughs |There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.

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: #Laughs Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.

: #Laughs A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

: #Laughs Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle...

: #Laughs I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold my balls!

: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Worse: She's a lawyer

: #Laughs Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.A consultant

: #Laughs If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

: #Laughs What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.

: #Laughs Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

: #Laughs How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.

: #Laughs What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef

: #Laughs An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other.

: #Laughs Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.

: #Laughs Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania.

: #Laughs |There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.

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