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: #Laughs Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first.

: #Laughs After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.

: #Laughs Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.

: #Laughs |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

: #Laughs I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice?-Jerry Seinfeld

: #Laughs One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake,

: #Laughs A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.

: #Laughs Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
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