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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !

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: #Laughs What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty ,biohazzard.(Men will voluntarily wear all but the last classification ofthese clothes).

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: #Laughs A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.

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: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

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: #Laughs One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !

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: #Laughs What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.

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: #Laughs The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

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: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

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: #Laughs Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.

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: #Laughs When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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: #Laughs |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the

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: #Laughs What is red and has seven dents?Snow White's cherry!

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: #Laughs An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

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: #Laughs What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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: #Laughs This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Married life is very frustrating.

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: #Laughs One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door.

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: #Laughs One day the counsellor got a phone call.

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: #Laughs What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !

: #Laughs What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty ,biohazzard.(Men will voluntarily wear all but the last classification ofthese clothes).

: #Laughs A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.

: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

: #Laughs One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !

: #Laughs What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.

: #Laughs The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

: #Laughs Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.

: #Laughs When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

: #Laughs |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the

: #Laughs What is red and has seven dents?Snow White's cherry!

: #Laughs An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

: #Laughs What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

: #Laughs This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Married life is very frustrating.

: #Laughs One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door.

: #Laughs One day the counsellor got a phone call.

: #Laughs What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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