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: #Laughs |A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

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: #Laughs What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !

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: #Laughs What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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: #Laughs young couple were on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?""No," he replied, "I've never done either.""Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor."No, I've

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:-------------------------------------| Cheese Sandwich: .50 || Chicken Sandwich: .50 || Hand Job: .00 |-------------------------------------Checking his wallet for the necessary pa

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: #Laughs |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people.

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: #Laughs You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence.

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: #Laughs What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!

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: #Laughs How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.Whe

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: #Laughs |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache - Needed when you go to da st

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

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: #Laughs What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.

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: #Laughs ring ring"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whisperedhuskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorni

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: #Laughs The medics rush Mr.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

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: #Laughs What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO

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: #Laughs Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.

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: #Laughs One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the

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: #Laughs |A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

: #Laughs What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !

: #Laughs What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!

: #Laughs Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

: #Laughs young couple were on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?""No," he replied, "I've never done either.""Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor."No, I've

: #Laughs A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:-------------------------------------| Cheese Sandwich: .50 || Chicken Sandwich: .50 || Hand Job: .00 |-------------------------------------Checking his wallet for the necessary pa

: #Laughs |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people.

: #Laughs You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence.

: #Laughs What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!

: #Laughs How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito? A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.Whe

: #Laughs |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache - Needed when you go to da st

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

: #Laughs What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.

: #Laughs ring ring"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whisperedhuskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorni

: #Laughs The medics rush Mr.

: #Laughs Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

: #Laughs What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO

: #Laughs Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.

: #Laughs One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the

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