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: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erections I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown and I kno

: #Laughs Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happene

: #Laughs What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!

: #Laughs Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."

: #Laughs When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help the driver.

: #Laughs Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to enough different movies, you start to notice things.

: #Laughs You have just received the "POLISH VIRUS!"As we don't have any programming experience,this Virus works on the honor system.Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.Thanks for y

: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room.

: #Laughs It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year.

: #Laughs |This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

: #Laughs An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from!"
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