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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

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: #Laughs Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.

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: #Laughs A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn't been all that great, and she was relieved the evening was finally over.

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: #Laughs A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!

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: #Laughs What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

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: #Laughs The angry preacher...The preacher rose with a red face.

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: #Laughs Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66

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: #Laughs |The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making love on a tin roof".

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: #Laughs A termite walks into a bar and asks: "is the bartender here?"C'mon...think about it! :)

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really.

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: #Laughs A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

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: #Laughs What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !

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: #Laughs After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication.

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: #Laughs THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

: #Laughs Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.

: #Laughs A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn't been all that great, and she was relieved the evening was finally over.

: #Laughs A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work.

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

: #Laughs Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!

: #Laughs What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

: #Laughs So ...

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

: #Laughs The angry preacher...The preacher rose with a red face.

: #Laughs Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66

: #Laughs |The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making love on a tin roof".

: #Laughs A termite walks into a bar and asks: "is the bartender here?"C'mon...think about it! :)

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really.

: #Laughs A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

: #Laughs What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !

: #Laughs After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication.

: #Laughs THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

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