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: #Laughs Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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: #Laughs One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

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: #Laughs What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !

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: #Laughs The Long Walk Home by Miss D.

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: #Laughs |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center.

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: #Laughs Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.

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: #Laughs What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v.

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: #Laughs "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies.

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: #Laughs A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He thought he would show his city-slicker cousin a local Indian tribe so he could see how they were "one with the land".The cowboy and his cousin come upon an Indian lying on his sto

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: #Laughs Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents.

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: #Laughs A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

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: #Laughs Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !

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: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician, "Name something the government can do to help the church." The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

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: #Laughs Women truly are better than men.

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: #Laughs There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods...Cats have never forgotten this.Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs...You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.Dogs c

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: #Laughs What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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: #Laughs Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan.

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: #Laughs What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.

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: #Laughs Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

: #Laughs One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

: #Laughs What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !

: #Laughs The Long Walk Home by Miss D.

: #Laughs |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center.

: #Laughs Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.

: #Laughs What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v.

: #Laughs "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies.

: #Laughs A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He thought he would show his city-slicker cousin a local Indian tribe so he could see how they were "one with the land".The cowboy and his cousin come upon an Indian lying on his sto

: #Laughs Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents.

: #Laughs A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

: #Laughs Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !

: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician, "Name something the government can do to help the church." The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

: #Laughs What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

: #Laughs Women truly are better than men.

: #Laughs There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods...Cats have never forgotten this.Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs...You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.Dogs c

: #Laughs What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

: #Laughs 12.

: #Laughs Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan.

: #Laughs What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.

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