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: #Laughs The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspa

: #Laughs Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he's in here every night !

: #Laughs A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

: #Laughs When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank.

: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

: #Laughs "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys."Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" ------ When you run out of P

: #Laughs Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country sp

: #Laughs A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades -- he had sucessfully cloned a human being.He kept meticulous records, raising the clone-child in his laboratory until it was an adult.

: #Laughs Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.
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