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: #Laughs A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

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: #Laughs What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?

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: #Laughs A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral.

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: #Laughs |Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?A: Blow in her ear.Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressur

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: #Laughs Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!

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: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

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: #Laughs When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot.

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: #Laughs Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card.

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: #Laughs Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

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: #Laughs An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

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: #Laughs What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !

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: #Laughs This customer comes into the computer store.

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: #Laughs A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer.

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: #Laughs What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

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: #Laughs How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

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: #Laughs Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!""Are you sure?""I'm positive!"

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: #Laughs A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!

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: #Laughs A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a docume

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: #Laughs A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

: #Laughs What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?

: #Laughs A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral.

: #Laughs |Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?A: Blow in her ear.Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressur

: #Laughs Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!

: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

: #Laughs When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot.

: #Laughs Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card.

: #Laughs Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

: #Laughs An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

: #Laughs What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !

: #Laughs This customer comes into the computer store.

: #Laughs A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer.

: #Laughs What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

: #Laughs How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

: #Laughs Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!""Are you sure?""I'm positive!"

: #Laughs A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!

: #Laughs A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a docume

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