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: #Laughs Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10.

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: #Laughs Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !

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: #Laughs Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.

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: #Laughs What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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: #Laughs Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

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: #Laughs What a rip-off.

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: #Laughs Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young.

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: #Laughs As Time Goes By - A Brief History Lesson...3050 B.C.

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: #Laughs A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposing a heavy coat of chest hair.

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: #Laughs How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and right:4 = 3

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: #Laughs Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?A: "Are you sure it's yours?"

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: #Laughs Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!

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: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10.

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: #Laughs Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10.

: #Laughs Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !

: #Laughs Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.

: #Laughs What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

: #Laughs Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

: #Laughs What a rip-off.

: #Laughs Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young.

: #Laughs As Time Goes By - A Brief History Lesson...3050 B.C.

: #Laughs A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposing a heavy coat of chest hair.

: #Laughs How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

: #Laughs |Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)Remove the same term left and right:4 = 3

: #Laughs Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?A: "Are you sure it's yours?"

: #Laughs Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!

: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10.

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