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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.

: #Laughs Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'

: #Laughs If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix it!

: #Laughs Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'

: #Laughs A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep.

: #Laughs HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself over the intercom.

: #Laughs Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !

: #Laughs Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

: #Laughs Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

: #Laughs Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

: #Laughs Why doesn't Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

: #Laughs Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I just don't get along.""Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?"asked the second."I would if I could catch him at it,"replied the first.

: #Laughs College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason.

: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to thedriver--"PULL OVER!""NO!" the blonde yelled back, "S

: #Laughs The doctor said to the housewife,"I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS.The bad news is - you're a bitch!"

: #Laughs Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "This is unusual."The dentist said to me, "Mr.
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