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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

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: #Laughs Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident.Pat calls Mike's wife, Mary, and says: "Sure, and I hate to be tellin ya this, but there's been an accident down at the Guinness.""Saints Preserve us," says she, "is Mike a

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: #Laughs A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times,

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: #Laughs A fire chief died and went to heaven.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !

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: #Laughs Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon.

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: #Laughs A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposing a heavy coat of chest hair.

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: #Laughs George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights

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: #Laughs Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times.

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: #Laughs A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull.

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: #Laughs HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch

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: #Laughs Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.One morning he looks into the mirror and admires hisbody.

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: #Laughs A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along.

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: #Laughs Special High Intensity Training - S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to ke

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: #Laughs What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !

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: #Laughs A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, andrepeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

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: #Laughs Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store. 'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy. 'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?' 'Twenty one, Sir.'

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: #Laughs Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

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: #Laughs I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!

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: #Laughs Here I am at Camp Grenada.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

: #Laughs Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident.Pat calls Mike's wife, Mary, and says: "Sure, and I hate to be tellin ya this, but there's been an accident down at the Guinness.""Saints Preserve us," says she, "is Mike a

: #Laughs A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times,

: #Laughs A fire chief died and went to heaven.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !

: #Laughs Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon.

: #Laughs A straight guy and a gay are in the men's room and the straight guy has his shirt unbuttoned exposing a heavy coat of chest hair.

: #Laughs George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights

: #Laughs Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times.

: #Laughs A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull.

: #Laughs HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch

: #Laughs Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.One morning he looks into the mirror and admires hisbody.

: #Laughs A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along.

: #Laughs Special High Intensity Training - S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to ke

: #Laughs What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !

: #Laughs A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, andrepeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

: #Laughs Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store. 'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy. 'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?' 'Twenty one, Sir.'

: #Laughs Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

: #Laughs I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!

: #Laughs Here I am at Camp Grenada.

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