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: #Laughs Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!

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: #Laughs Grandma: You've left all your crusts, Mary.

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: #Laughs Jack and Jill were getting married.

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: #Laughs A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

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: #Laughs A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.

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: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worrie

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: #Laughs Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn't want to look down on the unemployed

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: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

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: #Laughs There was this guy, let's call him bob.

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: #Laughs What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

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: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

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: #Laughs Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.

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: #Laughs Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

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: #Laughs What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

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: #Laughs What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

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: #Laughs Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!

: #Laughs Grandma: You've left all your crusts, Mary.

: #Laughs Jack and Jill were getting married.

: #Laughs A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

: #Laughs A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worrie

: #Laughs Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn't want to look down on the unemployed

: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

: #Laughs There was this guy, let's call him bob.

: #Laughs What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

: #Laughs Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.

: #Laughs Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

: #Laughs What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

: #Laughs What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

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