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: #Laughs A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs.

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: #Laughs Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

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: #Laughs A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.

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: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

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: #Laughs Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

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: #Laughs eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral.

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: #Laughs young couple were on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

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: #Laughs Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.

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: #Laughs How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

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: #Laughs One day a man went hunting for ducks.

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: #Laughs If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first?Answer: The brunette...

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: #Laughs For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

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: #Laughs A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager.

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: #Laughs Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

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: #Laughs My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

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: #Laughs A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft.

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: #Laughs A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs.

: #Laughs Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

: #Laughs A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.

: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

: #Laughs Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

: #Laughs eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral.

: #Laughs young couple were on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

: #Laughs Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.

: #Laughs How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

: #Laughs One day a man went hunting for ducks.

: #Laughs If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first?Answer: The brunette...

: #Laughs For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

: #Laughs A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager.

: #Laughs Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

: #Laughs My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

: #Laughs A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft.

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