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: #Laughs An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.

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: #Laughs Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"

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: #Laughs What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !

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: #Laughs Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!

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: #Laughs You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!

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: #Laughs After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!

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: #Laughs Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!

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: #Laughs If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass.

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: #Laughs What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in the oval office!

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: #Laughs Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.

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: #Laughs God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, "Is there anything on you that you'd like tochange?"She said, "Yes.

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: #Laughs How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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: #Laughs An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error,

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: #Laughs Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, Texas.

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: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!

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: #Laughs An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.

: #Laughs Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"

: #Laughs What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !

: #Laughs Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!

: #Laughs You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!

: #Laughs 01.

: #Laughs After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat.

: #Laughs Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!

: #Laughs Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!

: #Laughs If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass.

: #Laughs What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in the oval office!

: #Laughs Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.

: #Laughs God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, "Is there anything on you that you'd like tochange?"She said, "Yes.

: #Laughs How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

: #Laughs An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error,

: #Laughs Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, Texas.

: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!

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