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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.

: #Laughs This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it.

: #Laughs fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists for the CIA assasin position ? two men and one woman.

: #Laughs t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," said the judge.

: #Laughs What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get.

: #Laughs An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall.

: #Laughs I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" I went up to the nurse and asked her what was going on.She told me that the doctor liked to call the shots.

: #Laughs A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made."Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?""They're in three colou

: #Laughs O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.

: #Laughs A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THEWORLD"No result was achieved, since the following problems were facedduring the survey's implementation:1.

: #Laughs A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the toaster."
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