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: #Laughs Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of 0 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's

: #Laughs A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

: #Laughs |Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

: #Laughs Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

: #Laughs Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner!"- Lynda Montgomery"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."- Jo

: #Laughs Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinet

: #Laughs Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !

: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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