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: #Laughs What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil of Ole'

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: #Laughs |99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the code,101 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,103 little bugs in the code.

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: #Laughs 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.

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: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operatedflawlessly under

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: #Laughs What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

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: #Laughs The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !

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: #Laughs The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

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: #Laughs A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street.

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: #Laughs A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

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: #Laughs A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer.He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place."Well," said the demon, "the kegs all have holes

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!

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: #Laughs Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time.

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: #Laughs Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

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: #Laughs A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink. The couple wa

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: #Laughs What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil of Ole'

: #Laughs |99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the code,101 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,103 little bugs in the code.

: #Laughs 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.

: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operatedflawlessly under

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

: #Laughs The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !

: #Laughs The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

: #Laughs A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street.

: #Laughs A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

: #Laughs A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer.He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place."Well," said the demon, "the kegs all have holes

: #Laughs Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!

: #Laughs Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time.

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: #Laughs Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

: #Laughs A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink. The couple wa

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