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: #Laughs Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it.

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: #Laughs Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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: #Laughs With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, yo

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: #Laughs The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where they're stationed.

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: #Laughs Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...

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: #Laughs First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

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: #Laughs |What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!

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: #Laughs I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !

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: #Laughs A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes.

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: #Laughs What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!

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: #Laughs Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on.

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: #Laughs |How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

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: #Laughs And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

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: #Laughs New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top

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: #Laughs This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men.

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: #Laughs A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor.

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: #Laughs 231.

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: #Laughs One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they're having sex.

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: #Laughs Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy.

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: #Laughs Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.

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: #Laughs Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it.

: #Laughs Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

: #Laughs With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, yo

: #Laughs The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where they're stationed.

: #Laughs Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...

: #Laughs First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

: #Laughs |What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!

: #Laughs I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !

: #Laughs A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes.

: #Laughs What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!

: #Laughs Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on.

: #Laughs |How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

: #Laughs And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

: #Laughs New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top

: #Laughs This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men.

: #Laughs A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor.

: #Laughs 231.

: #Laughs One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they're having sex.

: #Laughs Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy.

: #Laughs Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.

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