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: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory.

: #Laughs What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick,tick'?'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'

: #Laughs |Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?A: 'Claws.' Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?A: A stri-ped!Q: Wh

: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!

: #Laughs What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog.

: #Laughs Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.

: #Laughs On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they might to have a baby.

: #Laughs |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, man

: #Laughs Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for only billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
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