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: #Laughs I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!

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: #Laughs What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!

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: #Laughs Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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: #Laughs |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake.

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: #Laughs The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? This change from BC to AD is giving us many headaches; there is not much time left.

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: #Laughs Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.

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: #Laughs Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

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: #Laughs The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that if they couldrow the lifeboat for three more days they could make landfall.The Pole, the ship's doctor, said that they cou

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: #Laughs Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.

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: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to t

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: #Laughs Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.

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: #Laughs One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park.

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: #Laughs A father and son live on a farm.

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: #Laughs There was a blonde whose house was on fire.

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: #Laughs How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

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: #Laughs What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !

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: #Laughs Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.'s.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.

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: #Laughs A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery.

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: #Laughs I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.

: #Laughs Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!

: #Laughs What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!

: #Laughs Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

: #Laughs |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake.

: #Laughs The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? This change from BC to AD is giving us many headaches; there is not much time left.

: #Laughs Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.

: #Laughs Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

: #Laughs The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that if they couldrow the lifeboat for three more days they could make landfall.The Pole, the ship's doctor, said that they cou

: #Laughs Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.

: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to t

: #Laughs Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.

: #Laughs One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park.

: #Laughs A father and son live on a farm.

: #Laughs There was a blonde whose house was on fire.

: #Laughs How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

: #Laughs What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !

: #Laughs Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.'s.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.

: #Laughs A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery.

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