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: #Laughs As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

: #Laughs This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that

: #Laughs Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

: #Laughs A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.

: #Laughs Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burnout, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make thebulbs work smarter, not harder.

: #Laughs Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

: #Laughs Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.The Blonde team rides on the top level.The Brunette team

: #Laughs A gay guy walks into a bar and says "bartender give me a brewskie."The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."The gay continues, "I'll just sit in the corner and drink my beer and won't say anything."The bartender says, "Well, all right!"

: #Laughs |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

: #Laughs |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double.

: #Laughs A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship.
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