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: #Laughs Two farmers were talking at the general store.

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: #Laughs This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?""Hmm..." mused the carpenter.

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup.

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: #Laughs - What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser.

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: #Laughs "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not.

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: #Laughs A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem.

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: #Laughs Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower.

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: #Laughs This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection i

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: #Laughs In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system.

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: #Laughs Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

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: #Laughs When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

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: #Laughs An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle."Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first.The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday min

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: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

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: #Laughs A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer.

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: #Laughs Two farmers were talking at the general store.

: #Laughs This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?""Hmm..." mused the carpenter.

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup.

: #Laughs - What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser.

: #Laughs "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not.

: #Laughs A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem.

: #Laughs Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower.

: #Laughs This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection i

: #Laughs In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system.

: #Laughs Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

: #Laughs When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

: #Laughs An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle."Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first.The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday min

: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

: #Laughs A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer.

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