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: #Laughs Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !

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: #Laughs The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies.

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: #Laughs Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !

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: #Laughs |Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pike!How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?He prawned everything!1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad

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: #Laughs |Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a.

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: #Laughs |This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are preparing the food, and after the guests have arrived, you contrive to fill the house up with smoke, preferably enough to get at least two smoke detecto

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: #Laughs What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !

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: #Laughs What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

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: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms.

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: #Laughs If you love something, set it free.

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: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?

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: #Laughs Airport immigration......NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

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: #Laughs A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food.

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: #Laughs An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick.

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: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

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: #Laughs Why does a woman close her eyes when she's having sex?Because no woman ever wants to see a man enjoying himself!

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: #Laughs Kelly limps into his favorite pub...My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast."I got in a tiff with Riley", whispered Kelly to the beertender."Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barke

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: #Laughs Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !

: #Laughs The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies.

: #Laughs Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !

: #Laughs |Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pike!How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?He prawned everything!1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad

: #Laughs |Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a.

: #Laughs |This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are preparing the food, and after the guests have arrived, you contrive to fill the house up with smoke, preferably enough to get at least two smoke detecto

: #Laughs What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !

: #Laughs What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms.

: #Laughs If you love something, set it free.

: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?

: #Laughs Airport immigration......NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

: #Laughs A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food.

: #Laughs An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick.

: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

: #Laughs Why does a woman close her eyes when she's having sex?Because no woman ever wants to see a man enjoying himself!

: #Laughs Kelly limps into his favorite pub...My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast."I got in a tiff with Riley", whispered Kelly to the beertender."Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barke

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