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: #Laughs Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

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: #Laughs If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's.

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: #Laughs Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

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: #Laughs A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

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: #Laughs Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!

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: #Laughs Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!

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: #Laughs There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.

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: #Laughs Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.

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: #Laughs Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out.

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: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner.

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: #Laughs "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -'You'll never find anyone like me again!'I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'"Relationships are hard.

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: #Laughs Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other.

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: #Laughs What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.

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: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

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: #Laughs A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!

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: #Laughs A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife.

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans * one bag of chips * one pack of burgers * one tub of ice cream * one cake * one case of beer * one pint of milk.He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at what he has bough

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: #Laughs What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest

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: #Laughs Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

: #Laughs If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's.

: #Laughs Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.

: #Laughs A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

: #Laughs Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!

: #Laughs Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!

: #Laughs There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.

: #Laughs Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.

: #Laughs Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out.

: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner.

: #Laughs "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -'You'll never find anyone like me again!'I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'"Relationships are hard.

: #Laughs Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other.

: #Laughs What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.

: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

: #Laughs A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!

: #Laughs A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife.

: #Laughs A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans * one bag of chips * one pack of burgers * one tub of ice cream * one cake * one case of beer * one pint of milk.He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at what he has bough

: #Laughs What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest

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