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: #Laughs Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large bananaInstructions: 1 - look into laughing eyes and hold loving arms.2 - Spread well shaped legs slowly.

: #Laughs My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

: #Laughs Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary.

: #Laughs A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to churchYo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled "Hey where'd grandma go?!?!?!"Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "

: #Laughs Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

: #Laughs 10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.Timmy replies, "Because his dick tasted like shit!"

: #Laughs Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr.

: #Laughs First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

: #Laughs A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"

: #Laughs A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.She jumped up and slapped him silly.He immediately apologiz
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