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: #Laughs Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked, "What kind of man are you attracted to?""I've always been drawn to Native American men," she replied.

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: #Laughs An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman.

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: #Laughs A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant an

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

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: #Laughs |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !

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: #Laughs A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard.

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: #Laughs What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.

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: #Laughs A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

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: #Laughs |Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat.

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: #Laughs Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth.

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: #Laughs Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the

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: #Laughs My dog is a nuisance.

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: #Laughs The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.

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: #Laughs A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?"The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."The priest replies, "Rubb

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: #Laughs Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know.

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: #Laughs Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:------------------Sooflay .......................the restauranteurGuday..............

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: #Laughs Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.

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: #Laughs Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'.

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: #Laughs Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked, "What kind of man are you attracted to?""I've always been drawn to Native American men," she replied.

: #Laughs An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman.

: #Laughs A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant an

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

: #Laughs |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !

: #Laughs A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard.

: #Laughs What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.

: #Laughs A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

: #Laughs |Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat.

: #Laughs Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth.

: #Laughs Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the

: #Laughs My dog is a nuisance.

: #Laughs The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.

: #Laughs A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?"The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."The priest replies, "Rubb

: #Laughs Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know.

: #Laughs Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:------------------Sooflay .......................the restauranteurGuday..............

: #Laughs Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.

: #Laughs Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'.

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