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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

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: #Laughs Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.

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: #Laughs Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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: #Laughs |Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches! What stories are told by basketball players?Tall stories!Who won the race betwe

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: #Laughs You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!

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: #Laughs Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?Yeah, I finally let her out!

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: #Laughs A fire chief died and went to heaven.

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: #Laughs What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball

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: #Laughs What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?

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: #Laughs Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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: #Laughs After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A: So they push back harder.

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: #Laughs What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away!

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: #Laughs Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist.

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: #Laughs One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"

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: #Laughs Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?I dropped a Viagr

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: #Laughs I saw you across a crowded room.

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: #Laughs What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

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: #Laughs Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

: #Laughs Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.

: #Laughs Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

: #Laughs |Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches! What stories are told by basketball players?Tall stories!Who won the race betwe

: #Laughs You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!

: #Laughs Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?Yeah, I finally let her out!

: #Laughs A fire chief died and went to heaven.

: #Laughs What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball

: #Laughs What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?

: #Laughs Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

: #Laughs After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car.

: #Laughs Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A: So they push back harder.

: #Laughs What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away!

: #Laughs Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist.

: #Laughs One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"

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: #Laughs Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?I dropped a Viagr

: #Laughs I saw you across a crowded room.

: #Laughs What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

: #Laughs Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu.

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