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: #Laughs What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull speed ahead and fuck the icebergs!-- Captain of the TitanicThat's not a fucking real gunJohn LennonThe fucking throttle's stuckDonald CampbellWho's go

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: #Laughs A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It's a solar-powered flashlight.

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: #Laughs Marie's funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband.

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: #Laughs How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

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: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

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: #Laughs What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !

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: #Laughs Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agre

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !

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: #Laughs |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Argonne National Laboratory's helping McDonald's

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: #Laughs A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

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: #Laughs How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

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: #Laughs This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.

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: #Laughs A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike.

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: #Laughs A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over.

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: #Laughs I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!

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: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!

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: #Laughs What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull speed ahead and fuck the icebergs!-- Captain of the TitanicThat's not a fucking real gunJohn LennonThe fucking throttle's stuckDonald CampbellWho's go

: #Laughs A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It's a solar-powered flashlight.

: #Laughs Marie's funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband.

: #Laughs How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

: #Laughs What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !

: #Laughs Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agre

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !

: #Laughs |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Argonne National Laboratory's helping McDonald's

: #Laughs A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded.

: #Laughs What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

: #Laughs How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.

: #Laughs A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike.

: #Laughs A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over.

: #Laughs I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!

: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!

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