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: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of aircraft's electronic navigation and communicationequipment.

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: #Laughs What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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: #Laughs A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

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: #Laughs "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

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: #Laughs What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!

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: #Laughs A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Offic

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

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: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can clean her crack and resell it the next day.

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: #Laughs The Shoplifter...A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store."Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"The

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: #Laughs Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.

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: #Laughs A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.

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: #Laughs There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

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: #Laughs A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I

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: #Laughs What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.

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: #Laughs Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex.

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: #Laughs Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.

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: #Laughs Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !

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: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of aircraft's electronic navigation and communicationequipment.

: #Laughs What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

: #Laughs A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

: #Laughs "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

: #Laughs What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!

: #Laughs A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Offic

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can clean her crack and resell it the next day.

: #Laughs The Shoplifter...A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store."Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"The

: #Laughs Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.

: #Laughs A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.

: #Laughs There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

: #Laughs A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I

: #Laughs What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.

: #Laughs Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex.

: #Laughs Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.

: #Laughs Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !

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