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: #Laughs How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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: #Laughs What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.

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: #Laughs Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer.

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: #Laughs Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.The horrified nu

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: #Laughs A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a 0 dollar bill on his dick.

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: #Laughs Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.

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: #Laughs What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!

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: #Laughs A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out.

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: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

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: #Laughs Two flies were on a cornflakes packet.

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: #Laughs Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

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: #Laughs If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.

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: #Laughs You Might Be A Redneck...

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: #Laughs Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

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: #Laughs Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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: #Laughs On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits.

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: #Laughs Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you ar

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: #Laughs How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.

: #Laughs What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.

: #Laughs Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer.

: #Laughs Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.The horrified nu

: #Laughs A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a 0 dollar bill on his dick.

: #Laughs Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.

: #Laughs What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!

: #Laughs A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

: #Laughs Two flies were on a cornflakes packet.

: #Laughs Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

: #Laughs If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.

: #Laughs You Might Be A Redneck...

: #Laughs Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

: #Laughs Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

: #Laughs On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits.

: #Laughs Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you ar

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