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: #Laughs On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped.

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: #Laughs Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !

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: #Laughs Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money.

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: #Laughs |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.

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: #Laughs Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida.

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: #Laughs A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim.

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: #Laughs A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks.

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: #Laughs Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

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: #Laughs A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

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: #Laughs In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur.

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: #Laughs A couple were going out for the evening.

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: #Laughs A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying: If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.

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: #Laughs Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!""Are you sure?""I'm positive!"

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

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: #Laughs What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you.

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: #Laughs |What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!

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: #Laughs A man is talking to the family doctor.

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: #Laughs |A man goes to a bar with his dog.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?

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: #Laughs On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped.

: #Laughs Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !

: #Laughs Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money.

: #Laughs |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.

: #Laughs Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida.

: #Laughs A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim.

: #Laughs A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks.

: #Laughs Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.

: #Laughs Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.

: #Laughs A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

: #Laughs In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur.

: #Laughs A couple were going out for the evening.

: #Laughs A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying: If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.

: #Laughs Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!""Are you sure?""I'm positive!"

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

: #Laughs What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you.

: #Laughs |What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!

: #Laughs A man is talking to the family doctor.

: #Laughs |A man goes to a bar with his dog.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?

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