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: #Laughs |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely

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: #Laughs Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma's for the weekend.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.

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: #Laughs Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer.

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: #Laughs A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.

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: #Laughs What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!

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: #Laughs A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them.

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: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.

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: #Laughs Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned.

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: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

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: #Laughs What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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: #Laughs |The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?""Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk bu

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser.Q: Why di

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: #Laughs |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it's a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anyt

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: #Laughs Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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: #Laughs A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes.

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: #Laughs An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.

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: #Laughs It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital.

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: #Laughs |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely

: #Laughs Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma's for the weekend.

: #Laughs Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.

: #Laughs Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.

: #Laughs What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!

: #Laughs A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them.

: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.

: #Laughs Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned.

: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

: #Laughs What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

: #Laughs |The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?""Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk bu

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser.Q: Why di

: #Laughs |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it's a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anyt

: #Laughs Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

: #Laughs A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes.

: #Laughs An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.

: #Laughs It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital.

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