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: #Laughs In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.

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: #Laughs Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he returns.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad really had wings..

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: #Laughs How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !

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: #Laughs |Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!

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: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !

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: #Laughs Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes."All right," one of the girls said, "the first one to speak has todo them."The trio retired to the living room to watch TV.

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: #Laughs Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10.

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: #Laughs An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow 00.

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: #Laughs This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate.H

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: #Laughs An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from!"

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: #Laughs Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

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: #Laughs What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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: #Laughs As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied.

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: #Laughs MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ----------------------------------------------------------------------Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size: Average weight 115lbs.; specimens can vary from 90 to

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: #Laughs "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'.

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: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!

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: #Laughs A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants.

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: #Laughs How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !

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: #Laughs In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.

: #Laughs Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he returns.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad really had wings..

: #Laughs How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !

: #Laughs |Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!

: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !

: #Laughs Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes."All right," one of the girls said, "the first one to speak has todo them."The trio retired to the living room to watch TV.

: #Laughs Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10.

: #Laughs An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know.

: #Laughs A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow 00.

: #Laughs This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate.H

: #Laughs An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from!"

: #Laughs Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

: #Laughs What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !

: #Laughs As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied.

: #Laughs MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ----------------------------------------------------------------------Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size: Average weight 115lbs.; specimens can vary from 90 to

: #Laughs "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'.

: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!

: #Laughs A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants.

: #Laughs How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !

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