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: #Laughs Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

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: #Laughs Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

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: #Laughs How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

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: #Laughs * If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.* For every action, there is an equal and opposit

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: #Laughs A panda walked into a bar.

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: #Laughs To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

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: #Laughs A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms here."The mushroom says, "Why?! I'm a fun guy!"

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: #Laughs |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

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: #Laughs |A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane.

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: #Laughs Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.

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: #Laughs How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!

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: #Laughs The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman.

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: #Laughs One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses.

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: #Laughs A college professor's going to bed with his wife.

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: #Laughs |A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!

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: #Laughs How do I know anything really exists?Kick it really hard.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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: #Laughs Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

: #Laughs Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

: #Laughs How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

: #Laughs * If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.* For every action, there is an equal and opposit

: #Laughs A panda walked into a bar.

: #Laughs To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

: #Laughs A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms here."The mushroom says, "Why?! I'm a fun guy!"

: #Laughs |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

: #Laughs |A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane.

: #Laughs Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.

: #Laughs How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!

: #Laughs The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman.

: #Laughs One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses.

: #Laughs A college professor's going to bed with his wife.

: #Laughs |A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!

: #Laughs How do I know anything really exists?Kick it really hard.

: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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