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: #Laughs I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."

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: #Laughs What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.

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: #Laughs School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.

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: #Laughs A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman.

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: #Laughs NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

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: #Laughs How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !

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: #Laughs Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

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: #Laughs A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband.

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: #Laughs A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

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: #Laughs Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

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: #Laughs What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!

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: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

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: #Laughs A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up.""Oh, no." the woman replies.

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: #Laughs What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!

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: #Laughs A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food.

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: #Laughs Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.

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: #Laughs There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yo

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: #Laughs What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !

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: #Laughs I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play, too."

: #Laughs What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.

: #Laughs School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.

: #Laughs A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman.

: #Laughs NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

: #Laughs How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !

: #Laughs Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.

: #Laughs A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband.

: #Laughs A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

: #Laughs Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

: #Laughs What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!

: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

: #Laughs A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up.""Oh, no." the woman replies.

: #Laughs What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!

: #Laughs A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food.

: #Laughs Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.

: #Laughs There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yo

: #Laughs What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !

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