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: #Laughs Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

: #Laughs I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long.-

: #Laughs Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room.

: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

: #Laughs Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.

: #Laughs The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.

: #Laughs FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics department:A child was born with both male and female organs.A penis and a brain!

: #Laughs What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

: #Laughs Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell me.

: #Laughs Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart.
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