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: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go.

: #Laughs A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.Engineer: What's with the

: #Laughs Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were.

: #Laughs Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !

: #Laughs |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, man

: #Laughs What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.

: #Laughs The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Se

: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

: #Laughs What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

: #Laughs After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival.

: #Laughs When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child.
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