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: #Laughs How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

: #Laughs How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

: #Laughs There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me up and put me in cold water!"Then the carrot was like "You think you got it bad they chop me up and stick me in HOT water!"Then the dick said "Ya,

: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink ?"

: #Laughs There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup.

: #Laughs This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone.

: #Laughs Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"

: #Laughs In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel and shows up at his parents house completely distraught.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?

: #Laughs |A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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