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: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She'd just dyed her hair.A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

: #Laughs John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

: #Laughs There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland offered hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner.After a while he started advancing on her when she stopped himand reminded him he was a holy man."It's O.K.," he replied, "it

: #Laughs Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

: #Laughs What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

: #Laughs |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

: #Laughs Bill's SongThis should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from the movie "The Sound of Music"The Bill Clinton version:My Favorite ThingsBlow jobs and land deals in backwater places, Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces

: #Laughs Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and
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