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: #Laughs |Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to invest

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!

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: #Laughs A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding. The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?" The Irishman replied, "That's what I was doing when he hit me."

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: #Laughs Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - JaneDear GOD:Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.

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: #Laughs Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married.

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: #Laughs Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

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: #Laughs Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

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: #Laughs What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.

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: #Laughs ARTERY.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: e=1Proof:2e = f2^(2pii)e^(2pii) = f^(2pii)e^(2pii) = 1Therefore:2^(2pii) = f^(2pi*i)2=fThus:e=1

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: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!

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: #Laughs What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!

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: #Laughs A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family.

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: #Laughs What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork.

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: #Laughs |What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!

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: #Laughs |Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to invest

: #Laughs Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!

: #Laughs A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding. The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?" The Irishman replied, "That's what I was doing when he hit me."

: #Laughs Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - JaneDear GOD:Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.

: #Laughs Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married.

: #Laughs Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

: #Laughs Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

: #Laughs What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.

: #Laughs ARTERY.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis.

: #Laughs |Theorem: e=1Proof:2e = f2^(2pii)e^(2pii) = f^(2pii)e^(2pii) = 1Therefore:2^(2pii) = f^(2pi*i)2=fThus:e=1

: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!

: #Laughs What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!

: #Laughs A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family.

: #Laughs What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork.

: #Laughs |What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!

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