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: #Laughs A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby.

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: #Laughs Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him - "Johnny dearest, good boys save it till they're18."Johnny did.

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: #Laughs |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved

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: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

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: #Laughs What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.

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: #Laughs What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

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: #Laughs Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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: #Laughs And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advisors: His chief Carpenter, His Chief Tailor, and His Chief Architect.He presents his creation to his Chiefs and asks them for suggestions and commen

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: #Laughs The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

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: #Laughs |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

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: #Laughs Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor

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: #Laughs What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!

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: #Laughs Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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: #Laughs Barbie and G.I.

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: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !

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: #Laughs A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby.

: #Laughs Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him - "Johnny dearest, good boys save it till they're18."Johnny did.

: #Laughs |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved

: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

: #Laughs What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.

: #Laughs What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

: #Laughs Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

: #Laughs And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advisors: His chief Carpenter, His Chief Tailor, and His Chief Architect.He presents his creation to his Chiefs and asks them for suggestions and commen

: #Laughs The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

: #Laughs |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

: #Laughs Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor

: #Laughs What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!

: #Laughs Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

: #Laughs Barbie and G.I.

: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !

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