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: #Laughs How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? OUCH)

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: #Laughs What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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: #Laughs What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.

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: #Laughs |What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!

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: #Laughs How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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: #Laughs AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself.APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will tra

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: #Laughs What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !

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: #Laughs A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!

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: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

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: #Laughs Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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: #Laughs Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!

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: #Laughs How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!

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: #Laughs A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station.

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: #Laughs Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke.

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: #Laughs What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

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: #Laughs A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? OUCH)

: #Laughs What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.

: #Laughs What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.

: #Laughs |What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!

: #Laughs How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

: #Laughs AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself.APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will tra

: #Laughs What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !

: #Laughs A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!

: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

: #Laughs Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.

: #Laughs Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!

: #Laughs How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!

: #Laughs A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station.

: #Laughs Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke.

: #Laughs What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

: #Laughs A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer.

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