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: #Laughs One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them".

: #Laughs Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by hand?If I do not like the count,I will simply throw them out.I will not let this vote count stand.I do not like them, AL G

: #Laughs Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

: #Laughs What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

: #Laughs There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.

: #Laughs yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

: #Laughs Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry about poor old me.

: #Laughs How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.

: #Laughs As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.

: #Laughs The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself.
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